I am demanding that Jan goes on the Maury show! She is claiming that I am the father of her 16 year old son Joey. Now I love Joey like my son, but I have only known Jan for four years!
I think that we should go on the Maury show and get a paternity test!
Of course Jan is claiming that Joey is mine, and I am just suffering from Alzheimer's and have forgotten a tryst 17 years ago while I was on a business trip.
Personally I think she is full of BS!