Saturday, July 29, 2006

Who Is DW?

My last post about Axe has created a furor among the people I know. As a single voice they are asking "who is DW"?

My journalistic principals prevent me from sharing exactly who my sources are.

While I cannot disclose my source DW, I think it would be ok to highlight some of his achievements:

  • Has broken more bones than Evil Knievel
  • Most EMS workers in Calgary know him on a first name basis
  • His favorite Microsoft product is Excel
  • Michael Flatley got the inspiration for Riverdance from DW
  • He is going to be the first Inductee into the Axe Head hall of fame
  • Karl wants to turn him into a pretzel! **

It's tough at the top!

** Judge Judy says this is just hearsay and is not admissible in court.

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