Friday, January 19, 2007

I Am Not The Father!

I am demanding that Jan goes on the Maury show! She is claiming that I am the father of her 16 year old son Joey. Now I love Joey like my son, but I have only known Jan for four years!

I think that we should go on the Maury show and get a paternity test!

Of course Jan is claiming that Joey is mine, and I am just suffering from Alzheimer's and have forgotten a tryst 17 years ago while I was on a business trip.

Personally I think she is full of BS!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...


Oh well now I know ya must not believe everything I tell ya.... damn, I knew this day would come soon enough hahahaha