....and I didn't even need to use my patented method. It turned out that there was a bad dimm, instead of her having 512 meg of memory for Windows to crash in, she was working with only 128 meg. That's like running a Hummer with a lawn mower engine!
It's a big weight off my mind, the idea of going up in front of Judge Judy had me pretty scared. Actually she was threatening me with Jerry Springer as well! Yeouch!
The good news is... I am in the clear, her computer is working as good as it ever will. And I will not have to face Jerry! hahahahahaha