Saturday, December 30, 2006
The Bed Monster!
Anyone that knows me, also knows that I am a tidy freak, I would not ever dream of leaving empty beer cans littering up the flat surfaces (Tables, counters, etc). I always make sure that I put my cigarette ends in the right spot, I would never dream of throwing them in the snow bank.
Jan is almost as tidy as I am, she does occasionally mess up the kitchen, but, I just let it go.
For the past few months though we have had a problem. Every night we go to bed and the bed is all messed up! The sheets are crumpled up, the comforter is all skewed. I know it looks fine when I get up, and Jan says it looks fine when she gets up.
In fact Jan makes the bed up every morning after I leave for work.
I have given this a great deal of thought, and the only explanation I can find is that we have been invaded by a 'Bed Monster'. We suspect that he strikes mid afternoon while Jan is watching soaps.
It is like something out of the X-Files.........
Posted by Simon Barrett at 2:51 PM