What Do You Call Cold?

I got up this morning and the thermometer was showing a mercury solidifying -30C. Now that is cold! That's so cold that if you attempted to take a leak outside it would freeze before it hits the snow, and you likely would get frostbite in a very delicate part of the anatomy!

Needless to say there will not be much outdoor activity today. I am rationing my beer so I don't have to make another run to the liquor store!

If I do have to venture out I will make sure that I have my Willie Warmer on! hahahaha